36 - Winter 2015
I was looking at a strange round thing with a colourful decoration.
My roommate told me that it's a carnival doughnut.
"What is carnival?"
"It's a festivity where humans wear fancy dress. Besides they make a lot of noise because they are drunken most of the time."
"That sounds awful! I hate noise."
"However, the doughnut smells good."
"Of course. It's filled with cocoa."
I was telling my roommate: "I want cat grass!"
"If you're so cute, I have to give you some."
*mumbling* ... I'm always cute ...
"Here we go ... didn't you want to eat?"
"No."
"Oh look! There are some tasty birds outside."
*mumbling again* ... stupid humans ... believe everything you tell them ...
My roommate was asking: "Filou-Queen, did you get the socks out of the drawer again? And - what is more important - where are you?""
I didn't answer. However, I had the feeling that she saw ...
... my tail showing under the blanket.
"It wasn't me."